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FRI,KAJANG-There has been a commotion surrounding the recent seizure of operations of the blog 'lXl-of ParadoXes and EquaTions'. The blog's cbox has been inundated with comments regarding post updates and controversies has begun to swerve since the last post published by the author on the 3rd of June 2007. One blogger, who shall remain anonymous, has even stirred up some emotions in his reply to the previous post, touching on issues concerning the local political scene. This act has been viewed by the general public as a last minute effort to bring forth more controversial issues to be discussed by the author. There was another blogger who went further by holding the author of the blog to ransom by meekly suggesting to "not resting on those laurels". Such salvo actions have put the author of the blog under severe criticism and stress level. Eye witnesses have came forward to report that the blogger, lXl, was seen leaving the blog to its bare bones due to some last-minute studies for his finals. Some has even suggested that lXl has lost interest with his blog. "The blog is merely more style over substance", they lamented. When approached by reporters last Thursday, the clearly depressed blog author, lXl, was sobbing with a wet hankie, complaining that some machine of his, named laptoppy was spoilt and has been sent to some unspecified hospital. lXl was also heard lamenting on some exams which were too difficult and unknown of. Due to the over-mumblings and sobbing which were flooding the press room, the reporters were to busy packing their belongings instead of jotting down what lXl has to say. Most were afraid that the flash flood in Kuala Lumpur a few days ago may repeat itself.However, with some smart politicking of some savy net surfers, reporters have uncovered rumors that have been circulating around the net of gas elements (most notably Helium). These rumors claimed that the laptoppy was vital for the blog's survival and some has even come forward to reformat the laptoppy for a small fee. However, an anonymous caller has informed our reporters that the machine requires a new mother-board, thus prolonging the hiatus of blog operations. This blog has come under close scrutiny a few days ago because of its over-sensitivity and no-holds-barred nature. The author is said to be compiling memory files from his messed-up brain in order to publish an upcoming report on more controversial issues surrounding the administration of some unheard corporation. Many has discard this as ramblings and blatant lies. However, in line with the local prime minister's vision of "transparency" and anti-corruption drive, we do hope that lXl may find some counseling services to overcome his psychological and mental problems while seeking whatever strength he needs to get his laptoppy back into work.