Friday, June 29, 2007

Announcement !!

To Whom it May Concern,

I will not be there tomorrow unless you-know-who is giving out the you-know-what money. For those who are kind enough, please leave a message on my mobile on you-know-what number (in the morning if possible) if you-know-who says you-know-who is giving out the money tomorrow. Tentatively, LoneRanger has told me that the you-know-what function will be starting at (8) in the morning, so please be advice to go to you-know-where earlier to avoid receiving the brunt from you-know-who.

Thank You

Best wishes,

lXl

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Reviews (Part 1-codekrb020607)

Before we continue with the series, an avid follower has come forward to claim his share of role in the previous scene. This student, who wished to be identified as LoneRanger and true to his characteristics of being the lone ranger in any circumstances, brought to my attention his involvement in Part 1-code020607. Indeed, due to my constant short-term memory loss, I had a memory lapse and now confirmed that LoneRanger had a role in that scene :-). LoneRanger accompanied lXl for the meeting but left the room with much hatred towards Student A. This event proved to be a watershed in the status-quo of a Gas Class filled with human particles and their egos. It has been some time that the human particles in that particular class had their differences and dissatisfaction among each other.


A picture depicting LoneRanger with his elegant suit and tie from one of the shots taken during a self cam-whoring session.



Student A once quipped sarcastically at Student C when Student C was not in a FySiKs class because of an external exam. Some even lamented on the replacement quizzes that a certain group of students(who went for an exam and weren't in class) took, claiming that it was much easier and that the Lecturer A wasn't fair. This has inflamed a group of students (who will soon to be known as the leftist due to their nature of sitting on the left aisle in class) to gossip and criticize such behaviors, amid stealthily.

Although the present scenario spells for disaster, there are a few who stayed between the fences, taking no side of the split groups. Thus, whatever I've mentioned earlier solely represent the overall picture of the peculiar scenario.

The turn of events in En. X Room was the last straw that broke the camel's back. The Human Particles were now clearly divided, defying the Brown's Law of Random Gas Movement. This went on for days and the clashes of egos didn't seem to have an ending. On one particular day when a group of G scholars were supposed to meet up for a meeting, the representative of the G-Scholars (now shall be known as the G-I Joe's due to their amazing abilities to be gems in the eyes of the lecturers) had the snitch to not call up 2 other scholars due to their heavy involvements in the opposite side. This has led to a severe communication breakdown between the G-I Joe's.

Now, the million dollar question is how does this LoneRanger fits into the picture? To those who are in the know, LoneRanger belongs to the leftist (though he's probably the militant in the group) and is a scholar of the PL-Corporation (now shall be known as the Pets Lovers due to their nature of having various virtual pets in facebook). LoneRanger has a bizarre habit of cam-whoring himself in classes (for reasons I don't really know) besides having a reputation of rebelling against Student A (though Student A was once his buddy for their silat-classes).


Well, that's more than enough about LoneRanger. We shall dig more information out in no time.....

To Be Continued .... Part 2

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The mail has arrived, the decision has been made..



yup, the decision has been made on the 25th of June. Columbia doesn't want me.....oh well........UPenn as it is.......

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Hidden Puzzles of xXx (part 1 - codekrb020607)

Setting :
A lighted room in a secluded building in the compound of xXx corporation

Time :
Late morning/early noon approximately 4 weeks ago

Personal Agenda :
Meeting for clarifying budget and approval to find sponsors for X-Function due in 3 weeks

lXl : Sir, is it possible for xxx to increase the allocation for our X-Function Day ? the allocation that have been set by xxx. RM 300 can only cover the food and lodging.

En X : ahla...lXl tahun-tahun lepas pun sama. We have allocate the money. By the way, it is not RM 300. Didn't Pn. A told you all. the 300 will cover the LAN fees together with the certificates we would be giving on that day. Kita kena bayar akreditasi dari LAN.

out of the blue, the phone rang, breaking the silence in the room......

En X : Hello. Hi Dato'. Sebenarnya pihak xxx akan mengadakan majlis penutup Y Function minggu depan. Dato' make sure free la...ah..ya. ya.... pasal duit, most of the allocation dah pergi dekat penginapan dah.... pihak pentadbiran charge RM 40 sehari untuk seorang peserta. ya. ya...that's why i say, the bulk of the allocation dah pergi dekat penginapan dia orang. ah.ya... ya.baiklah...kalau boleh, tambah sikit lar peruntukkan....ok..ok....see you then, dato..ok..ok...bye....

silence


En X : ya, going back to what you said, your seniors semua cari sponsor dia orang sendiri. last year, dia buat kat IOI..mahal jugak but they found their sponsors.
engkau orang, carilah..

lXl : yalar, sir. but you got to understand that we do not have the time to go on finding for sponsors. Next week dah function Y. 2 weeks time dah exam. then the week after that will be function X already. tak apalar, sir. I prepare the letter first and will distribute out. I'll do the draft by tomorrow and will let you check first before submitting.

En X : Ah ok. boleh boleh..tapi i nak tanya dulu. Siapa yang in-charge buat semua ini. Susah lar kalau I deal dengan you saja. yang ketua-ketua department dah lantik ke belum ?

lXl : Dah sir. Dah lantik semua dah. Student A yang chairperson, bukan I.

En X : ah, macam itu, sebab i nak minta you orang, carilar door gift yang elok-elok sikit, bukan macam your seniors punya. bagi mug.....buat apa....semua perkataan dah pudar dah....buang duit saja...try to get something more memorable

lXl : alrite sir, i'll inform them. so macam mana dengan sponsorship ?

En X : ok, tak apa. now, semua dapat RM 200 dulu. ini dah confirm. Kalau boleh, I will try to shift some money from function Y untuk your function X. Sebab pihak xxx akan spend around 50k - 60 k untuk function Y ini. Tapi, i tak janji apa-apa. I nak tengok usaha you orang dulu. ah.... kalau you orang boleh facilitate dengan baik, maybe i will add more money. boleh ?

lXl : ah, okaylar sir.

En.X : I nak tengok usaha dulu. ah..yang sponsorship, don't worry first, nanti i cakap dengan Pn. A. Boleh ?

lXl : ok lar sir. Thank you sir.

Door slam shut leaving an air of deafening silence behind.

Monday, June 25, 2007

My laptoppy is back !!!

yup, its back and running..i got a new keyboard, motherboard, everything....and they even vacummed the whole thing.....though it needs a little formatting and a few program installations....btw, IE is soo inefficient.......